Sleepwalking and Sleeptalking?

Apparently I cuss a storm sometimes...

This past night I not only cussed a storm but tried to get out of my top bunk bed and fell, knocked over a small night stand, and only remember it partially.


How about you foils?

Did it when I was younger. I once walked out of my bunkbed, went upstairs, asked my dad if he could count to 14, and then went back to bed.

I've caught my wife talking in her sleep on occasion, back when she was working as a vice-principal. She would grind her teeth too. She was stressed-out. She hasn't done it that I remember sinced she resigned.

I've never been told that I sleepwalk or talk. I'm quite gassy thru the night though.

I've never been told that I do either of these things.

I've been told I talk dirty in my sleep

I used to sleepwalk bad when I was a kid (also used to get insomnia a lot). I would be found in the drive-way and such. Apparently I would also have some crazy explanation to why I was out there. I'd never remember a thing. Thankfully our family dog would go nuts over me going out the door so I never got too far.

I am an incredibly restless sleeper these days. And certain foods (especially candy) will cause crazy dreaming.

Not me personally but my dad yells and cusses in his sleep all the time. You can hear it even when he keeps his door shut.

I remember when I was in high school, a friend of mine would converse with you when he was asleep. I had a conversation with him for two minutes before I realized he was asleep and the next morning he had no memory of a conversation.

My wife will talk in her sleep occasionally. There have been a few times where she's shaken me awake and babbled something totally nonsensical ("Honey! Honey! Who put the atomic peanut butter on the children? Where's the windmill?"), but by the time I'm awake enough to say "What? What the hell are you talking about?" she's back to sleep and then I'm wide awake.

When I was a kid I did both. One night I peed on my brother but don't remember it though he still does. Now I have sleep apnea so I don't do either but I sound like Darth Vader at night.

my wife says i snore and talk but I have never heard it...

I wet the bed.

Dallasblack wrote:

I remember when I was in high school, a friend of mine would converse with you when he was asleep. I had a conversation with him for two minutes before I realized he was asleep and the next morning he had no memory of a conversation.

My brother and I shared a room when we were growing up and I had a similar experience with him. Once in the middle of the night he started babbling about something in his sleep and kept saying, "It's blue! It's blue!" I sat up and said "Are you sure it's blue? Maybe it's red." He goes "NO NO NO! IT'S BLUE!" so I sez "I dunno, it looks kinda purple to me." and he kept repeating "NO NO NO! IT'S BLUE! IT'S BLUE!"

He had no memory of the exchange when he woke up so to this day I have no idea what he was talking about, or why he was so insistent that it was blue.

Have you been around people who sleep with their eyes open? Freaky.

I walk and talk in my dreams in my sleep.

I've done the dishes before in my sleep. No joke. I sleepwalk like a pro.

As for talking, I say the dialogue to dreams I don't remember, and apparently I dream a lot about fighting and dragons. Too much power metal...

I woke up and slugged Freddy's brother one time. He just to me to take another Ambien and shut up. Did someone already post that joke? I never read these things....

My wife has very realistic dreams, one time she dreamed that I cheated on her and I was awakened at 2 a.m. with her beating me in the head and screaming at me. I never could figure out how I got in trouble for an affair that only happened in her head. Of course she had no memory of this assault in the morning.

I've read that people usually don't have any recollection of what happens. The only parts I remember were because I was coming out of sleep (I remember the bumps and falling but then took me a bit to snap to after hitting the ground lol)

TheNazgul wrote:

Have you been around people who sleep with their eyes open? Freaky.

Funny you should mention that. Just over the Thanksgiving weekend, my bother was telling us about his son doing just that. We were all pretty amazed. How does one sleep with your eyes open? I guess it does really happen, but the logistics of it baffles my puny brain.

Remember these guys? They hear the secrets that you keep. When you're talkin in your sleep.

My mom tells me I talk in my sleep all the time, but I think she could just be toying with my mind.

Mothers can be quite cruel when they want to be.