Suspect Jumps Into Dumpster And Gets Compacted

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/23/earlyshow/main6893568.shtml

CBS) An alleged crook running from police needed a place to hide.

James Brienzo saw a dumpster and leaped into it, authorities in Alliance, Ohio say.

But, reports Paul Joncich, of CBS Cleveland affiliate WOIO, there was one problem: It was trash day, and collectors were about to make a pick.

Minutes later, Brienzo was scooped up and dumped in the back of a garbage truck.

While swimming in garbage, he fished out his cell phone and called a friend, who called police.

"He is in the trash truck. He said it compacted him once and is getting ready to again," a police dispatcher said.

Police had to electronically track the cell phone to find the right garbage truck.

But, says Joncich, Brienzo was so wedged in the only way to get him out -- was to empty the compressed trash.

Brienzo fell to the ground, amid the trash, head-first.

Another Alliance officer says Brienzo "was in a lot of pain. He had been compacted several times. He was begging us to empty the truck."

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 63

Suspect Jumps Into Dumpster And Gets Compacted Lol

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Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7685 Age : 45

And thats todays Doofus of the day

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Suspect Jumps Into Dumpster And Gets Compacted Openurlife

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3282 Age : 42

Awful. In Lansing, a few years ago, two teenage girls had stolen some make up from a store. They were on the run from the polic and one jumped into a dumpster behind a store and was crushed to death when someone turned on the compactor while throwing out the trash.

Metal graduate Number of posts : 255 Age : 68

they should stay out of trouble from now on..

The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

I imagine he will sue claiming there should have been a label on the trashcan....

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Suspect Jumps Into Dumpster And Gets Compacted The_ki10

Metal graduate Number of posts : 255 Age : 68

sounds about Right Alex

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17069 Age : 48

How did he survive the compressor? He must've been really skinny.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2522 Age : 55

Troublezone wrote:: How did he survive the compressor? He must've been really skinny.

If he wasn`t, Ì`m sure he is now

The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

Olafsto wrote:

Troublezone wrote:: How did he survive the compressor? He must've been really skinny.

If he wasn`t, Ì`m sure he is now

it will be the new weight loss craze!!

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Suspect Jumps Into Dumpster And Gets Compacted The_ki10

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Nice smell you found us, Princess.

The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

TheNazgul wrote:: Nice smell you found us, Princess.

LOL!!!

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Suspect Jumps Into Dumpster And Gets Compacted The_ki10

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That sucks, but serves him right!

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