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Fat Freddy METAL IS FOREVER


Age : 38 Joined : 21 Feb 2007 Posts : 6083
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 4:51 pm | |
| I don't have a Subway near me so I can't take advantage of this incredibly tempting offer.  However, the "$5 Foot Long" jingle, catchy as it might be, has got nuthin' on this addictive little ditty from Subway's main competition, Quizno's. Take it away, Sponge Monkeys!
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emptytomb1 Metal is in my blood


Age : 40 Joined : 26 Feb 2008 Posts : 1876
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 4:52 pm | |
| | You like titles that are innuendos, and your sick in the head. What kind of thoughts did you want? |
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| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 4:55 pm | |
| | emptytomb1 wrote: | | You like titles that are innuendos, and your sick in the head. What kind of thoughts did you want? |
For being a relatively new pain in my behind, you sure know my inner workings.
Yep, I'm not going to rewrite that statement. |
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SAXON1500 Administrator


Age : 39 Joined : 09 Jan 2007 Posts : 2493
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 5:11 pm | |
| Subway is latin for "Satan". And their food is what they will feed you in hell. _________________ Where were you in '79? |
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mc666 Metal is in my blood


Age : 30 Joined : 21 Jan 2007 Posts : 3968
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 5:17 pm | |
| sweet, because i love Subway. probably gonna eat me some satan for lunch this afternoon.
never seen the commercial though. _________________

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MetalGuy71 Metal is in my blood


Age : 37 Joined : 01 Feb 2007 Posts : 3955
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 5:20 pm | |
| Never tried 'em. With delis and pizza shops on dang near ever corner, no self-respecting Philly boy would go into a Subway or Pizza Hut. Although when I see the effect they've had on Jared....Ooooooga!
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Stender Heart of Metal


Age : 18 Joined : 26 Jan 2008 Posts : 938
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 6:02 pm | |
| | My towns Subway just quit the 5 dollar deal......sooooo pissed right now! |
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emptytomb1 Metal is in my blood


Age : 40 Joined : 26 Feb 2008 Posts : 1876
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 6:43 pm | |
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| emptytomb1 wrote: | | You like titles that are innuendos, and your sick in the head. What kind of thoughts did you want? |
For being a relatively new pain in my behind, you sure know my inner workings.
Yep, I'm not going to rewrite that statement.
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Alright, i'll be serious for a second. If I cross a line tell me, i'm a sarcastic SOB and I enjoy finding people who think like me, but sometime I have no tact. I have appreciated your humor but if I need it, stuff a sandwich up my ass. I know, that's a bad line, wanna walk throught that door? |
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Fat Freddy METAL IS FOREVER


Age : 38 Joined : 21 Feb 2007 Posts : 6083
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 6:45 pm | |
| | MetalGuy71 wrote: | | Never tried 'em. With delis and pizza shops on dang near ever corner, no self-respecting Philly boy would go into a Subway or Pizza Hut. |
That reminds me... whose Philly cheesesteaks do you prefer, MG? Geno's or Pat's? _________________

"Trends may come and go, but music that makes you feel like there's a speed crazed ferret down yer trousers will always put the bite on you!." -- John Gallagher, RAVEN |
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| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 6:53 pm | |
| ET, there are no lines to cross with me. I think you're as cool as the other side of the pillow. Honestly.
I just said I wasn't going to change my statement because there was an obvious double entendre there and I was going with it.  |
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emptytomb1 Metal is in my blood


Age : 40 Joined : 26 Feb 2008 Posts : 1876
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 6:56 pm | |
| Now, back to your regularly scheduled foot long. |
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Mortuary Metal master


Age : 19 Joined : 12 Jan 2008 Posts : 384
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:10 pm | |
| Never ate there. _________________ Angel, put sad wings around me now. Protect me from this world of sin. So that we can rise again... |
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MetalGuy71 Metal is in my blood


Age : 37 Joined : 01 Feb 2007 Posts : 3955
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:10 pm | |
| | Fat Freddy wrote: | | MetalGuy71 wrote: | | Never tried 'em. With delis and pizza shops on dang near ever corner, no self-respecting Philly boy would go into a Subway or Pizza Hut. |
That reminds me... whose Philly cheesesteaks do you prefer, MG? Geno's or Pat's? |
Neither. Jim's Steak's on South Street. Although it's been years since I've had a cheesesteak. A few years ago, after Philly was named the fattest city in the country, some local news station did a report on exactly how unhealthy cheesesteaks really are. Of course, in our heads, we already knew that, but when the tv report lays it all out like that, it just kinda ruins the whole experience. They are tasty though, especially late night after boozin' it up. |
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kmorg Administrator


Age : 33 Joined : 02 Jan 2007 Posts : 4412
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:14 pm | |
| We even used to have Subway in my little town. But it was so expensive, it went out of business quickly. I gues having McDonalds as the closest neighbor had something to do about it also. _________________

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tohostudios Metal is in my blood


Age : 47 Joined : 07 Feb 2008 Posts : 2325
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:17 pm | |
| I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that jingle stuck on the brain. BTW, it's actually: "5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs" Oh, and the fact that there's a cartoon Godzilla in one of those ads doesn't hurt either. _________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer |
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| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:19 pm | |
| | tohostudios wrote: | I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that jingle stuck on the brain. BTW, it's actually: "5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs" Oh, and the fact that there's a cartoon Godzilla in one of those ads doesn't hurt either. |
Finally I don't feel like such a freak.  |
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Auntie Saxon Metal master


Age : 38 Joined : 10 Dec 2007 Posts : 495
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:22 pm | |
| I'm way late on this but someone mentioned Quiznos so I'm going to bring it up anyway. There was a male substitute teacher at the school I work at that the girls nicknamed Quiznos because he was a "hot sub". They may have plagiarized it but I still thought it was funny. _________________ When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. |
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tohostudios Metal is in my blood


Age : 47 Joined : 07 Feb 2008 Posts : 2325
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:23 pm | |
| | spectrefate wrote: | | tohostudios wrote: | I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that jingle stuck on the brain. BTW, it's actually:
"5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs"
Oh, and the fact that there's a cartoon Godzilla in one of those ads doesn't hurt either. |
Finally I don't feel like such a freak.  |
Oh, but you should...  _________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer |
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Fat Freddy METAL IS FOREVER


Age : 38 Joined : 21 Feb 2007 Posts : 6083
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:23 pm | |
| | Auntie Saxon wrote: | | I'm way late on this but someone mentioned Quiznos so I'm going to bring it up anyway. There was a male substitute teacher at the school I work at that the girls nicknamed Quiznos because he was a "hot sub". They may have plagiarized it but I still thought it was funny. |
When that guy walked by did you all sing "WE LOVE DE SUUUUUB!" like those creepy little creatures in the Quizno's commercial?  _________________

"Trends may come and go, but music that makes you feel like there's a speed crazed ferret down yer trousers will always put the bite on you!." -- John Gallagher, RAVEN |
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Auntie Saxon Metal master


Age : 38 Joined : 10 Dec 2007 Posts : 495
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:26 pm | |
| I've never seen a hot sub around here. Sandwich or human! _________________ When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. |
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| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:28 pm | |
| The last hot sub I saw was Howard Hesseman on Head of the Class.
Grrrr!
Wait.
Scrap that last statement. |
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Auntie Saxon Metal master


Age : 38 Joined : 10 Dec 2007 Posts : 495
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:37 pm | |
| Did he sub on Head of the Class? I must have missed that episode. _________________ When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. |
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Auntie Saxon Metal master


Age : 38 Joined : 10 Dec 2007 Posts : 495
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:38 pm | |
| Thanks a lot by the way, I'm singing your jingle at my desk. _________________ When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. |
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Fat Freddy METAL IS FOREVER


Age : 38 Joined : 21 Feb 2007 Posts : 6083
| Subject: Re: 5....5 Dolla....5 Dolla Foot Loooooooongs Thu May 15, 2008 7:39 pm | |
| I thought Billy Connolly was the "sub" on "Head of the Class" when Howard Hesseman left the show. _________________

"Trends may come and go, but music that makes you feel like there's a speed crazed ferret down yer trousers will always put the bite on you!." -- John Gallagher, RAVEN |
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