New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland

**Shawn Of Fire** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:14 pm

I've heard the whole thing...holy crap!

This thing is horrible!! Her husband sings on it as much as she does...which makes me think that this album is the RUMBLE CULTURE band album (the band she and her husband had together in the late 90s) that I don't think ever came out...

Either way...what a piece of crap.

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**ultmetal** · Administrator Number of posts: 10832 Registration date: 2007-01-04

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Heavy metal's High Mistress, Lita Ford, is back and with a vengeance. After a fifteen-year hiatus, Lita is announcing her return with a loud and lustful new album, Wicked Wonderland, due October 6th
via JLRG Entertainment. Although the album is her first full-length offering since 1995's Black, Lita wastes no time in reminding us why her trademark riffage and seductive snarl has forever cemented her legacy in the hard rock cannon. According to Lita, Wicked Wonderland is “heavier than ever, nastier than ever, more sexual than ever.”

The twelve-song disc, co-written and produced by husband Jim Gillette – whose own musical history is highlighted by his work with acclaimed metallurgists Nitro – is a hard and heavy affirmation of Lita's
sensuality and smarts that have carried her through three decades of action. The album's lead-off track and first single, "Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker that has been welcomed by metal fans and press alike.

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**Shawn Of Fire** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:06 pm

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**ultmetal** · Administrator Number of posts: 10832 Registration date: 2007-01-04

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That bad huh?

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**Shawn Of Fire** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:00 pm

Sucks...pitiful effort.

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Sucks...pitiful effort.

Are you gonna post a review at Teethofthedivine?

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**Shawn Of Fire** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:22 pm

No...I'm out of the review game...

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tohostudios · King Of Kaiju Number of posts: 7151 Age: 49 Registration date: 2008-02-07

From the sound of it, this gets the two-word review Spinal Tap's "Shark Sandwich" got. Do the same thing; replace the first word.

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**Shawn Of Fire** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:37 pm

Pretty much...

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manny · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:06 pm

I heard two songs and based on that alone (which I know it is unfair) on those songs alone this album SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MetalGuy71 · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:19 pm

I have not heard this album and have no desire to. Never been much of a Lita fan to begin with. But I do enjoy reading the comments made about it and the overall negative reviews Wicked Wonderland is getting. Which made this positive one stand out even more as either a super-duper fan-boy or someone that got paid to make such glowing remarks...This is from Roughedge.com

The legendary Lita Ford is back with a new sound and a new attitude. Her new release is called "Wicked Wonderland." When you first listen to the tracks you can literally feel the sensuality of the music and her strong musical content combine to make a truly memorable musical experience.
Her new attitude reminds me a bit of Kid Rock and she has a male backup singer with a John Mayer/Stevie Ray Vaughn sound that makes it that much better. Many years ago, Rough Edge Editor R. Scott Bolton and I saw Lita in Ventura and she looked great then. I saw her on a talk show a few days ago and she looks even better now.
Each song is sung from the heart (and from any other body part she might think of) and she does show her sexuality strongly throughout this release ... and that is not a bad thing as far as I am concerned. This just may make my top 10 for this year.

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Fat Freddy · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:26 pm

Hahahaha! Talk about blatant a$$ kissing. I bet someone in her family wrote that review.

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manny · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:34 pm

MetalGuy71 wrote:

I have not heard this album and have no desire to. Never been much of a Lita fan to begin with. But I do enjoy reading the comments made about it and the overall negative reviews Wicked Wonderland is getting. Which made this positive one stand out even more as either a super-duper fan-boy or someone that got paid to make such glowing remarks...This is from Roughedge.com

The legendary Lita Ford is back with a new sound and a new attitude. Her new release is called "Wicked Wonderland." When you first listen to the tracks you can literally feel the sensuality of the music and her strong musical content combine to make a truly memorable musical experience.
Her new attitude reminds me a bit of Kid Rock and she has a male backup singer with a John Mayer/Stevie Ray Vaughn sound that makes it that much better. Many years ago, Rough Edge Editor R. Scott Bolton and I saw Lita in Ventura and she looked great then. I saw her on a talk show a few days ago and she looks even better now.
Each song is sung from the heart (and from any other body part she might think of) and she does show her sexuality strongly throughout this release ... and that is not a bad thing as far as I am concerned. This just may make my top 10 for this year.

Based on this review I would say that Lita Ford and Ron Keel must have the same publicist.

exact33 · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:33 am

Top 10 for the year? I would hate to hear the other 9!!! I could have recorded a better album singing in the shower...

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sam · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:49 am

exact33 wrote:

Top 10 for the year? I would hate to hear the other 9!!! I could have recorded a better album singing in the shower...

thejokeriv · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:16 am

ultmetal wrote:

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Press release:
Heavy metal's High Mistress, Lita Ford, is back and with a vengeance. After a fifteen-year hiatus, Lita is announcing her return with a loud and lustful new album, Wicked Wonderland, due October 6th
via JLRG Entertainment. Although the album is her first full-length offering since 1995's Black, Lita wastes no time in reminding us why her trademark riffage and seductive snarl has forever cemented her legacy in the hard rock cannon. According to Lita, Wicked Wonderland is “heavier than ever, nastier than ever, more sexual than ever.”

The twelve-song disc, co-written and produced by husband Jim Gillette – whose own musical history is highlighted by his work with acclaimed metallurgists Nitro – is a hard and heavy affirmation of Lita's
sensuality and smarts that have carried her through three decades of action. The album's lead-off track and first single, "Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker that has been welcomed by metal fans and press alike.

She looks really bad in that pic!

**Shawn Of Fire** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:41 pm

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

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Fat Freddy · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:51 pm

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

But Garth digs the older women. Remember Kim Basinger hitting on him in the laundromat in "Wayne's World 2?"

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**Shawn Of Fire** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:41 pm

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Shawn Of Fire wrote:

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

But Garth digs the older women. Remember Kim Basinger hitting on him in the laundromat in "Wayne's World 2?"

Not that old...

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thejokeriv · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:43 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:

Shawn Of Fire wrote:

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Crave," is a sexually-charged, bump-and-grind rocker

By a 51 year old woman...eewwww...

But Garth digs the older women. Remember Kim Basinger hitting on him in the laundromat in "Wayne's World 2?"

Yep - there is a new Directv commercial using that scene!

MetalGuy71 · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:49 pm

Yea. And they really did some "hollywood magic" on Kim's face. She's as smooth as a baby's butt for a woman in her 50's.

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Fat Freddy · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:00 pm

HERE'S a woman of the 80s who is aging VERY well... Terri Nunn of Berlin... almost the same age as Lita but holding together far better I'd say.

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**SpectreFate** · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:02 pm

Terri Nunn is like insta-boner for me. She is beautiful!

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Fat Freddy · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:04 pm

SpectreFate wrote:

Terri Nunn is like insta-boner for me. She is beautiful!

She looks kinda like Jenna Elfman's older, hotter sister.

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manny · Subject: Re: New Lita Ford Album-Wicked Wonderland Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:26 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:

HERE'S a woman of the 80s who is aging VERY well... Terri Nunn of Berlin... almost the same age as Lita but holding together far better I'd say.